While working for the police in narcotics, Brian becomes addicted to cocaine.

Brian moves to Los Angeles to make it as a writer but instead ends up directing pornographic films.

When Happy-Go-Lucky Toys is purchased by a tobacco conglomerate, Peter becomes a Washington lobbyist...and his Congressional testimony causes the company to suffer a huge fine.

After the Drunken Clam is destroyed by fire, Peter and friends are framed as the arsonists; Stewie plays Henry Higgins to his new neighbor Eliza.

Chris teaches Peter the true meaning of penis envy; after suffering outrageous humiliations, Meg gets revenge on the popular crowd.

After a near death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.

Lois takes up the martial art Tae-Jitsu and chases away New York tourists - the Griffin family learns how to love/hate each other better.

Meg and Neil intern at a TV station; Stewie loses his new tricycle to a bully.

Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.

Peter becomes a commercial fisherman and almost kills a popular myth; Lois teaches Meg how to let loose at Spring Break.

When Peter and Lois decide to have another baby, Stewie does whatever he can to prevent conception.

The Griffins, forced into the witness protection program, move to a backwoods southern town.

Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.

Peter discovers he has a black ancestor; Stewie tries to learn cheerleaders ’ power to entrance.

After Joe fails to make an arrest because of his physical limitations, Peter helps him rebuild his self-esteem by talking him into entering the decathlon at the “Special People’s Games.”

The Griffins have a Merry Christmas even though Lois and her carefully laid holiday plans fall apart; Stewie is convinced there really is a Santa Claus.

Brian falls in love with a bitter old woman who he is forced to do community service for. Meanwhile, Peter grows a beard and finds a family of swallows have built a nest in it.

Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

Peter’s jealousy forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.

Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.

Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain super powers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old “Little Rascals.”

The day Peter buys volcano insurance is the day Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems; when Peter wishes for a Jewish ‘finance wizard’ to help them, Max Weinstein comes to the rescue; and after seeing Max in action, Peter pushes for Chris to convert to Judaism.