Series premiere. A dimwitted intern (Lance) gets the chance to host a morning radio show when the regular DJ quits suddenly. The result is a spectacular train wreck. Kiefer Sutherland (24), Angela Kinsey (The Office), Luis Guzman (Boogie Nights) and a troop of Christopher Walken impersonators are all subjected to our loveable idiot radio host. Meanwhile the station manager tries desperately to find a replacement while co-host Anna tries to hold the show together.

Lance gets his first taste of real fame, a bus stop billboard advertising his new morning show. Find out if the fame goes to his head as Jack Coleman (Heroes), Spanx inventor Sarah Blakely and Daniela Sea (L Word) all find out what happens when Lance doesn't get the attention he thinks he deserves.

James cracks down when Lance's hazing of his intern replacement gets out of hand. Lance's new "motorcycle" becomes the source of a heated debate with skateboard legend Tony Hawk. After giving "Ugly Betty's" Ashley Jensen an identity crisis, Lance attempts to cure Howie Mandel (Deal or No Deal) of his OCD.

Lance meets a new manager (Gerry Bednob - 40 Year Old Virgin) on MySpace and tries to muscle James for new perks befitting his new star status. In the booth, Emily Deschanel (Bones) and voice legend Don Lafontaine are drafted into a shady endorsement scheme. "American Idol's" Blake Lewis and UFC Champ Rampage Jackson also square off with our loveable moron.

Lance tries to increase his "fame meter" by starting a new catch phrase. He then tries to help Tony Shalhoub (Monk) come up with a catch phrase of his own. Air Guitarist Dan Crane puts on quite a show, and Shannon Woodward (The Riches) is subjected to Lance's pointers on how to become more famous. Also featured is celebrity gossip queen, Perez Hilton.

A bungled "Sidekick for a Day" contest puts the station in turmoil, sending Anna out the door. Zachary Quinto (Heroes, Star Trek) gets some unsolicited career advice from Lance. Kat Von D (LA Ink) gets a big bellyache courtesy of Moron in the Morning.

After ticking off the wrong listener, Lance is forced to get a bodyguard to protect him. But can he be trusted? R&B star Omarion, comedian Bob Saget and Danneel Harris (One Tree Hill) all school Lance on upping his much desired "Street Cred."

When Emo Sarah gets Jury Duty, her hot temporary replacement takes a shine to Lance. But will new intern Kalen get in his way? Mary Lynn Rajskub (24) goes Jack Bauer on Lance, while James Van Der Beek (Dawson's Creek) and Jeff Corwin do their best to tolerate him... to no avail.

Lance comes up with a plan when he discovers that KBOM's 30th anniversary party threatens to obscure his own birthday. Ray Romano, Penn & Teller and Melora Hardin (The Office) all drop in to show some Moron in the Morning love. Plus, Fred Willard guest stars as KBOM's station owner.